Chapter 3: Regrets

One of the major tenets of Paqinetics is not to show regret - EVER. Regret is a sign of weakness. But if Dave was to regret one moment in his long illustrious career, it would be the time he missed the PAC-PAC-PAC sounds of waterballoons cracking the roof windows of his neighbors. Especially since that sound became the sound that would embodify his life's philosophy - the warrior's philosophy. Also it kind of sounds like the time Dave slammed the arcade machine when the controls of the Mike Tyson's Punchout arcade machine were "broken."