Chapter 6: Inhibitions (or lack thereof)

At the core of Paqinetics is the idea that one should always let their true self show, and their inner character would thusly shine outward. In other words, don't let the man hold you back. While your typical 8th grader was gelling their hair and modeling their life after an Abercrombie catalog, you could find Our Fearless Leader with blue hair and a phoenix construction shirt.

But the lack of said inhibitions don't stop just at apparel decisions.
-When asked about how he would rate the level of attractiveness of a particular female patron at Fenway Park, D-Paq had no qualms about replying (shouting, rather) "She's a little big, but a few more (cold, bubbly beverages prominently featuring hops and wheat) and I guess she'd be cute."
-At a Christmas Gathering full of yuletide cheer, a discussion of post-secondary-education was going forth at a lively rate until Dave felt it necessary for those in the discussion, along with the rest of those in the room, to hear his true feelings on the subject. Let's just say that it rhymed with "Cuck Follege!"
-Finally, whereas most people would probably use a nearby toilet to urinate, he had no trouble filling up an apple juice bottle. However, when a thirsty friend nearly imbibed said urine, Dave- much to the chagrin of his younger brother, eager to see someone actually drink pee (gross bastard)- stepped in and halted the proceedings.

Theres inhibitions... then there's being an asshole and watching your friends drink piss. Homie don't play that.

Chapter 3: Regrets

One of the major tenets of Paqinetics is not to show regret - EVER. Regret is a sign of weakness. But if Dave was to regret one moment in his long illustrious career, it would be the time he missed the PAC-PAC-PAC sounds of waterballoons cracking the roof windows of his neighbors. Especially since that sound became the sound that would embodify his life's philosophy - the warrior's philosophy. Also it kind of sounds like the time Dave slammed the arcade machine when the controls of the Mike Tyson's Punchout arcade machine were "broken."